Howdy, ma'am.
Howdy, ma'am.
Apparently I'm actually a large man.
This realization comes to me thanks to my recently purchased three
pack of Jockey classic boxer briefs, which, alas, are too small for
me. I was ordering under the illusion that I was, in fact, a medium
sized man, but I was sadly mistaken. There's a form for returning my
goods, but I wonder--can one truly return underwear? I wouldn't want
to receive returned underwear, that's for sure. But clearly I need to
buy a larger pair. For the moment, I'm sitting in my pitiful women's
Jockey underwear, lamenting my sorry state.
Curiously, my order came with a catalogue for--wait for it--bras. This
struck me as an odd combination. Did they look at my name rather than
my order and assume I needed to know how science could fit my shape?
Did they assume I was buying for a male (in)significant...
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